Most of my memories from back in the late 1980s play out on a backdrop that features a shaggy green fern hanging in my family home.
Like many of her time, my mum had indoor plants hanging from timber beams in cane baskets – it was a vibe. From the view of my five-year-old self, this particular fern resembled a green octopus with 100 legs.
While I’m well aware that this “vibe” is now very much back in vogue, it wasn’t until this morning that my green octopus friend ventured back into my life. My partner sent me a photo with the accompanying request, “Can you find me one of these please?”
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And so, the Boston fern is back in my life.
Even back then to my five-year-old mind, the indoor plant made perfect sense.
It brought the nature I so loved outside to live with us inside. My partner and I have had greenery indoors with us in every house we’ve lived in. They’re just parts of our extended family now, moving with us from suburb to suburb.
Looking after indoor plants, just like their outdoor friends, requires time, patience and customised care. Below are some key pointers to keep your indoor greenery going strong.
Pots
My first rule when it comes to indoor plants is keeping your plant in its plastic pot that you bought it in, which would have the perfect amount of drainage. Then, place this pot within a decorative indoor pot of your choosing. This allows the plant to have enough drainage, but your floors and design decor will stay intact. It also means taking your plants outside for a drink becomes a much easier task.
Feeding
You’ll probably buy a plant with slow release fertiliser in the potting mix already, which should last six months or so. After that, you can add your own slow release indoor plant fertiliser.
After a year or two you may consider repotting and you can do two things; keep the plant in the same size pot and replace the soil around the roots, or put your plant in a bigger pot with even more soil (you might need a bigger display pot then, too). Both are good options – the latter allowing for taller lusher growth, just trim off any spiralling roots.
Light
With sufficient light your plants will actually grow new leaves indoors, but if it’s too dark they’ll just sit there unchanged and unmotivated. As a general rule I try to keep all our plants within two metres of a window for optimal health.
The odd pest
Try wiping off any tiny insects with a damp cloth, or use an eco-neem oil. Spraying/misting the leaves and stems will deter pests too, get into all the hidey spots on the trunk and where the stems grow from the base of the plant.
Watering and foliage misting
Slow Down and Grow Something: The Urban Grower’s Recipe for the Good Life, by Byron Smith with Tess Robinson, Murdoch Books.