This week on The Block, we find out who can perform in the bedroom.
And does size really matter?
It’s main bedroom reveals, but the teams are more intent on making war than love.
Codger Dan flicks paint from above in a communal area and damages Will and Karlie’s $1500 leather chair.
He and Will yell at each other a lot.
But an ale and a handshake clears the air.
Straya!
The judges arrive and Darren Palmer adores Will and Karlie’s feature wall; he caresses it like it’s Brad Pitt’s chest.
And they chuck a throw over the busted chair and Bob’s your uncle.
The codgers upstairs have done a beautiful job, except for their Lilliputian built-in robe, which is too small to fit an average-sized jacket (unless Neale Whitaker is super buff).
Andy and Ben’s room underwhelms at first.
It is too masculine and looks like a bachelor pad.
But then, they reveal their SNAG side with a rotating shoe-robe — allegedly the only one in Australia — and Shaynna Blaze is in bliss. Those boys are going to smash it on Tinder; they understand women. And they understand Neale and Darren, too. We could fill that, they say.
Entering Kim and Chris’ bedroom, Neale makes this face…
It’s the expression everyone wishes their partner would make in the bedroom.
Kim and Chris’ is the largest bedroom on The Block, and Neale — and the other judges — are in raptures.
Neale says they have delivered the show’s most luxurious bedroom ever.
So, size does matter.
Kim and Chris snag the win, slightly ahead of Julia and Sasha, followed by Will and Karlie, Dan and Carleen, and Andy and Ben.