The Block 2016: master bedrooms revealed as judges ask 'does size matter'?

By
Emily Power
October 16, 2017
The Block 2016 main bedroom reveal Photo: Emily Power

This week on The Block, we find out who can perform in the bedroom.

And does size really matter?

It’s main bedroom reveals, but the teams are more intent on making war than love.

Codger Dan flicks paint from above in a communal area and damages Will and Karlie’s $1500 leather chair.

The Block 2016 room reveal, main bedroom

He and Will yell at each other a lot.

But an ale and a handshake clears the air.

Straya!

The Block 2016 room reveal, main bedroom

The judges arrive and Darren Palmer adores Will and Karlie’s feature wall; he caresses it like it’s Brad Pitt’s chest.

The Block 2016 main bedroom reveal
The Block 2016 main bedroom reveal

And they chuck a throw over the busted chair and Bob’s your uncle.

The Block 2016 main bedroom reveal

The codgers upstairs have done a beautiful job, except for their Lilliputian built-in robe, which is too small to fit an average-sized jacket (unless Neale Whitaker is super buff).

The Block 2016 main bedroom reveal

Andy and Ben’s room underwhelms at first.

It is too masculine and looks like a bachelor pad.

But then, they reveal their SNAG side with a rotating shoe-robe — allegedly the only one in Australia — and Shaynna Blaze is in bliss. Those boys are going to smash it on Tinder; they understand women. And they understand Neale and Darren, too. We could fill that, they say.

The Block 2016 main bedroom reveal
The Block 2016 main bedroom reveal

Entering Kim and Chris’ bedroom, Neale makes this face…

The Block 2016 main bedroom reveal

It’s the expression everyone wishes their partner would make in the bedroom.

The Block 2016 main bedroom reveal

Kim and Chris’ is the largest bedroom on The Block, and Neale — and the other judges — are in raptures.

Neale says they have delivered the show’s most luxurious bedroom ever.

The Block 2016 main bedroom reveal

So, size does matter.

Kim and Chris snag the win, slightly ahead of Julia and Sasha, followed by Will and Karlie, Dan and Carleen, and Andy and Ben.

The Block 2016 main bedroom reveals

The Block 2016. Chris and Kim, winner of the master bedroom. Not to be used before 7pm Sunday October 2Kim and Chris. Photo: Channel Nine
The Block 2016 main bedroom reveals
The Block 2016 main bedroom reveals
The Block 2016 main bedroom reveals
The Block 2016 main bedroom reveals
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