The front door key to this handbuilt house weighs 1.5kg

By
Orana Durney-Benson
September 25, 2024

A three-bedroom home in Upnor, Kent, which was designed to look like a Tudor seafarer’s cottage, is on the market for £400,000 ($AU779,000). 

The brainchild of a master carpenter, every inch of the home was crafted by hand out of local oak. 

An authentic fireplace. Photo: Wards of Kent

Walter Roberts, the carpenter and original owner, created a mammoth oak frame using authentic building techniques from the 1500s, The Standard reported. 

The historical features – including mullioned windows, stained glass, Tudor-style bricks, and carved oak doors – baffled neighbours, who couldn’t believe that the home was really constructed in 2004. 

Sadly, Roberts was unable to complete his labour of love due to financial struggles, but the couple he sold the house to – Richard and Anne Emerson – completed the project to the same traditional standards. 

Hand-carved oak beams. Photo: Wards of Kent

Now, the Emersons are looking for the next buyers for this home. 

“I’d like to see it go to somebody who loves it as much as we do, who respects the sincerity of Walter’s purpose in building the thing,” said Richard Emerson. 

“To put in wardrobes with mirrored doors and double glazing would denature it so horrifically. It would be cruel, really.” 

Thankfully, the home does come with modern conveniences like running water. Photo: Wards of Kent

But the time-travelling house will also pose a few practicality challenges for the new buyers. 

“Just after we bought it, [Roberts] presented us with the front door lock, which is enormous: about a foot across, and the key, which is about 10 inches long,” Richard Emerson said. 

“You can use it, but it’s not very practical to go to the supermarket – it weighs a kilo and a half. It would damage your handbag.” 

The exterior of the time-travelling house. Photo: Wards of Kent

Luckily, he shared that the home also comes with a regular-sized key for everyday purposes. 

Real estate agency Wards of Kent are in charge of the sale. The online listing states: “Although traditionally built this is a new terraced house, built for an imaginary Elizabethan sea captain […] Is there a seafarer out there looking for a landing?”

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